Wonder Woman

T-Bone - bass, guitar, vox; Pirate - guitar; Funkdaddy - drums, vox; Lou - vox, sax; Dick - b.vox
Featuring - Clutch the Wonder Dog

Slam! Bam! Crash!
Pretty Mama!
Slip! Duck! Shoot!
TV Lover!
Space Queen make my dreams
Of prostituted space love come to pass

Princess Leia say ya could come into my life
Any one of Charlie's Angels, Wonder Woman, Anne of Gables
Daisy Duke rebuke me when I turn to cartoons
But the whole damn cast of Sailor Moon
Can't hold a light to Betty Boop

Sci-fi TV, cable classic retro fables
Of the women we watched on the television station
We want them all to manifest in the flesh and hold me tight
But only one can come for me tonight

CHORUS:
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
In her invisible jet, she's the finest brunette
When she's lassoing crime, I always wish that I was crime

Sci-fi TV, cable classic retro fables
Of the women we watched on the television station
We want them all to manifest in the flesh and hold me tight
But only one can come for me tonight

CHORUS:
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman
In her invisible jet, she's the finest brunette
When she's lassoing crime, I always wish that I was crime
Making thugs pay their dues dressed in her sleek underoos
The stars on her body pull my little heart apart

 

© 2004 Jacaranda/Chimaera Records