T-bone - guitars, bass; Funkdaddy - drums,bass
Featuring Andrew Jay Spielberg - lead vocals; Zach Olsen - guest vocalist; Jack Johnson - b.vocals; Rob Wasilauski, trombone; with Cuttin' & Scratchin' by The Selector Tonyphrone
LA is the place with the mother-fuckin' craze
With the hoods and the rats and the mother fuckin' gats
Don't know, don't matter 'cause the blood is gonna splatter
Getting' kicked to the curb 'cause you're smokin' all the herb
Got the stars, got the slums, yeah, ya even got the bums
Where the movies are all made and the bands have always played
Sunset, Melrose, don't forget about the ho's
It's the land of dreams, if you can find the seams
CHORUS:
S.D.O.C.L.A.
Southern Cali
OC is the place, with all the pretty face
Where the grass is always green
And the streets are always clean
I got an "A" I got a "B"? no, I got a fuckin "C"
You're goin' back, way back to the bottom of the stack
There's the pressure to suceed, that's why you're smokin' all the weed
Can't take it, can't take it, so ya just gotta fake it
Break that fuckin' bubble or ya just be causin' trouble
Livin' sun, surf and sand
Fun and games at Disneyland
CHORUS
SD is the town, no I'm not a stupid clown
Got the books, got the brains
Where we started all the fame
Gotta work, gotta work, if ya think you're gonna party
You all know where it's at, it started right here at Hardy
204, 307 it's a matchup made in heaven
When you add it all together and the sum is 511
We're all here for just one reason
Come on please, are ya teasin?
This life's a piece of shit unless you're finished or you quit
CHORUS
Like a motherfuckin' bourgeoisie
© 2004 Jacaranda/Chimaera Records