Lovin' a Girl from Venus

T-Bone - guitars, vox; Pirate - bass, vox; Funkdaddy - drums, vox; Lou - lead vox

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Lovin' a girl from Venus
Nothing can come between us
Lovin' a girl from Venus
Damn well near ostracized me
Lovin' a girl from Venus
I'm not expecting anyone to believe us
Lovin' a girl from Venus

Clad in witch-black stockings
In the corner of the room
Cuttin' off her circulation with a string
Free versing tales of death and doom
But she brightens up my mood

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Lesbo dreams of Bettie Page
And a magic Wiccan tome
She ever scares the teen angst rage
She's tattooed from head to toe
She's pierced her belly and her nose
And both her ears and down below

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She ain't got transistors in her head
But she likes undead creations
And creating lesions on her skin
So her parents ask her where she's been
She ain't missing any of her faculties
Like the faculty believes
She won't take their psychoanalytic tests
Oh she's a mess, yes, but she's the best

She ain't got affections like the rest of us
But she knows her lovin' well
And she ain't meant to feel things like the rest of us
'Cause she knows she's going straight to Hell
She ain't got a screw loose in her head
But she likes it when she's wasted
Tastin all the ways of gettin' high and light
And bakin' buck ass naked

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