Johnny had a baseball and he lost it down a well
When he went to get it he found a portal straight to Hell
Well it was big and red with thick shag rugs
A hippie beat lounge overdosing on drugs
Everyone was gay and getting laid
At first he was a little scared but it all made sense real soon.
When he got up topside he had a quirky tale to tell.
Oh, the Devil touched a soul that day and gave him a loving home
And to all those Ego Icepops he could say......Fuck off!
Johnny was a good kid he was a spineless little runt
So quiet that the other boys would take him for a dunce
Well they would tease and beat, pour toxins in his meat
Think it's fun to laugh at pain, but his momma thinks he's sweet
They got their own on Johnny's day
When he damned their spotted souls away
A few pre-teens on the charcoal side and a cabernet for lunch
Oh, the Devil touched a soul that day and gave him a loving home
And to all those Ego Icepops he could say......Fuck off!
Well the devil touched his soul that day and gave him a loving home
And the power to shoot fire out of his ass, ain't that crass.
Johnny had a baseball and he lost it down a well
When he went to get it he found a portal straight to Hell
Well it was big and red with thick shag rugs
A hippie beat lounge overdosing on drugs
Everyone was gay and getting laid
At first he was a little scared but it all made sense real soon.
When he got up topside he could really fuck shit up.
Oh, the Devil touched a soul that day and gave him a loving home
And the power to shoot fire out his ass, ain't that crass.
Johnny, he had a baseball. And with that baseball
He became The Prince of Darkness.
What do you know?