Gotta start movin' some merchandise
My baby wants diamonds and my kid's got lice
What can I do to get a car to you
I've got a cuatro door, supercharged '62 Malibu, a '62 Malibu
'62 Malibu is what I've got can you dig it
Is there nothin' I can do to get a new car in your garage today
What's the way, workin' for you to get the automobile of your dreams
All you gotta do is pay, DAMN!!!
What did I do wrong? What I need is a big King Kong
All he needs is a big King Kong
Cruisin' down the 405, sky's alive with a zoo gone wild
Godzilla groovin', elephants movin', arachnids soothing
A lot of double income families and I'm losin', I can't believe I'm losin' baby
Ain't there nothin' I can do to get a new car in your garage today
What's the way, workin' for you to get the automobile of your dreams
All you gotta do is pay, DAMN!!!
I need a new approach, what I need is a big cockroach
All he needs is a big cockroach
You need cars!!! We need cars!!!!
I Got Cars!!!! He's got cars!!!!
CARS!!! CARS!!! CARS!!! CARS!!! CARS!!!
Bargain Bob's Balloon Bazaar, balloon man says they're all sold out
No luck brother can't strut my stuff. Only balloon I could find
Wasn't no King Kong, it wasn't no cockroach.
Or the Virgin Mary or Charlie Brown or jam and toast
I'll tell you what it was
It's a hot dog. Ain't that a dick?
It's a hot dog. It sure looks like a penis!
It's a hot dog No it's a dick!!!
Okay it's a schlong
But with a schlong you can't go wrong
My business will expand you'll see
All he needs is a big ol' schlong
DOUGHNUT BREAKDOWN
Sex sells baby I'm the rage now
Got people flocking, credit cards chalking
Sold all my stock thanks to my cock
My lady won't be mad cause I got me fists of cash
All I got left now
Is my '62 Malibu, '62 Malibu, '62 Malibu is what I got
You need cars!!! We need cars!!!!
I Got Cars!!!! He's got cars!!!!
CARS!!! CARS!!! CARS!!! CARS!!! CARS!!!