Eggplant Girl

Pirate - guitar; T-Bone - bass, guitar, vox; Funkdaddy - drums, percussion, vox; Lou - lead vox
Featuring Mike Sirkin - alto sax; Billy DiCicco - trumpet; Rob Wasilauski - trombone

Darling you promised your darling
That you wouldn't plump up like a bird
But recently I've seen you expand love
And honestly it makes my stomach turn

CHORUS:
Don't turn into an eggplant
Stay my passion fruit girl

I want to munch on your tomatoes
I want to lip-smack your potatoes
But please don't get blotchy like Legos
Just buy the fat free Eggos

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No we cantaloupe to Las Vegas
Honeydew me while I sit playing Sega
Are you sure you need another scoop of Ortega?
'Cause your face is looking like Noriega's

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Your body used to look real nice
Please don't come in here with cottage cheese thighs

I wanna free your eggplant, eggplant baby
I wanna see your eggplant, eggplant baby
I wanna fry your eggplant, eggplant baby
I wanna try your eggplant, eggplant baby
I wanna pick your eggplant, eggplant baby
I wanna lick your eggplant, eggplant baby
I wanna touch your eggplant, eggplant baby
So much of your eggplant, eggplant baby

I like a girl with a big butt, big butt, big butt (X4)
I like a girl with a big butt, a hoochie coochie mama
Full-bodied for the love I need
Feed me, please me, tease me girl with a big butt

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