Baby, Will Ya Still Put Out?

T-Bone - guitars, jaw harp; Funkdaddy - bass, b.vox; Pirate - drums; Dick - goes "Down There"
Featuring Nathan G. Johnson - lead vox

You're a nympho now and it sure is fine
But will ya get that itch when you're 69?
When I got old bones and I got an old boner
Will ya take out your teeth and gum down on 'er?
When I got a bad back and bad knees
And you got Parkinson's Disease...and gout

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Baby will ya, baby will ya, baby will ya still put out...

When yer head's in my lap it sure feels great
But will ya still eat meat when you're 88?
Rolling in n'electric wheel chair
Baby will ya still trim your hair down there ?
Be my octogenarian slut
Now can I grab that wrinkled butt?

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Will ya shave your legs
When you got varicose veins?
If I hobble on over
Will you touch my cane?
Let me pucker up and kiss your gray grits
Let's do it doggie style 'til we break our hips
Give me granny fanny
Be my sexy senior and more
You don't have to be young to be a whore...

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